Thou Shalt Not Envy
Published
by George Hess
I have struggled for the longest time to understand why so many women compare themselves to the air–brushed covergirls that grace our checkout lines and newsstands. To me, it would be like comparing apples to wax oranges. Does–not–compute. One is real, one is fake. One tastes nice to kiss, the other like newsprint… not like I ever tried kissing the Cameron Diaz 1996 edition of Rolling Stone… wouldn't know anything about that.