How I met your driver
A long time ago I attended an evening course covering Mass Communications. Yawn right? I know. What I discovered was that some of life’s greatest leassons were not waiting for me inside a classroom… but from behind the wheel of a gently used 1993 Ford Escort.
You BOIL ribs?!
My dentist (speaking to the hygienist while filling my cavity)
Swirly Squirrely
These events took place between 7:00 and 7:30 AM, July 15th 2009, at the private residence of George and Kelley Hess in Bellingham, WA. Stories of what happened that morning have been told by many. This is the true account.
Top 10 Homeofficitis Symptoms
The following are the top ten symptoms found in most patients suffering from Homeofficitis.
- You call it a 9-5 job but more often than not, mean: 9AM-5PM-9PM-5AM
- You regularly shower on your lunch break.
- The nearest you’ve been to sexual harassment in the workplace is your SPAM folder.
- You consistently overuse emoticons in a desperate attempt to recreate face-to-face communication.
- “Business casual” means no pants.
- Every time the UPS driver catches you still wearing pajamas, you swear it will be the last time.
- You have an arsenal of excuses for why a dog and/or small child would be barking in the background during your phone conference.
- Workplace violence = Judge Judy and Jerry Springer.
- You order the cheapest drink possible so as to not feel bad for using a café’s wifi… and then shamelessly stay for 8+ hours.
- Your conference room has a toilet in it.
