Top 10 Homeofficitis Symptoms

The following are the top ten symptoms found in most patients suffering from Homeofficitis.

  1. You call it a 9-5 job but more often than not, mean: 9AM-5PM-9PM-5AM
  2. You regularly shower on your lunch break.
  3. The nearest you’ve been to sexual harassment in the workplace is your SPAM folder.
  4. You consistently overuse emoticons in a desperate attempt to recreate face-to-face communication.
  5. “Business casual” means no pants.
  6. Every time the UPS driver catches you still wearing pajamas, you swear it will be the last time.
  7. You have an arsenal of excuses for why a dog and/or small child would be barking in the background during your phone conference.
  8. Workplace violence = Judge Judy and Jerry Springer.
  9. You order the cheapest drink possible so as to not feel bad for using a café’s wifi… and then shamelessly stay for 8+ hours.
  10. Your conference room has a toilet in it.

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